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PokerStars Game #7577303751: Tournament #38216960, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2006/12/23 - 20:53:19 (ET)
Table '38216960 1026' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: spyder0426 (7180 in chips)
Seat 2: xxtamxx (1430 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: sgtfrankusmc (2535 in chips)
Seat 4: FARMMERBOY (1770 in chips)
Seat 5: |t's_R|GGED! (3430 in chips)
Seat 6: Prudoggy (3885 in chips)
Seat 7: hockeydev (9430 in chips)
Seat 8: jdwill (1880 in chips)
Seat 9: cgmucci (3495 in chips)
xxtamxx: posts small blind 15
sgtfrankusmc: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to |t's_R|GGED! [Ac Js]
FARMMERBOY: calls 30
|t's_R|GGED!: calls 30
Prudoggy: raises 3855 to 3885 and is all-in
hockeydev: folds
jdwill: folds
cgmucci: folds
spyder0426: folds
xxtamxx: folds
sgtfrankusmc: folds
FARMMERBOY: folds
|t's_R|GGED!: calls 3400 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [3d 4d 4s]
|t's_R|GGED! said, "100% rigged A complete waste of time"
*** TURN *** [3d 4d 4s] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [3d 4d 4s Ks] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
|t's_R|GGED!: shows [Ac Js] (a pair of Fours)
Prudoggy: shows [4c Ah] (three of a kind, Fours)
Prudoggy collected 6935 from pot
EmptyVoid is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6935 | Rake 0
Board [3d 4d 4s Ks 5s]
Seat 1: spyder0426 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: xxtamxx (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: sgtfrankusmc (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: FARMMERBOY folded before Flop
Seat 5: |t's_R|GGED! showed [Ac Js] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 6: Prudoggy showed [4c Ah] and won (6935) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 7: hockeydev folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: jdwill folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: cgmucci folded before Flop (didn't bet)

...lose on the river. 100% of the time.

PokerStars Game #7576540240: Tournament #38216959, Freeroll Omaha No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2006/12/23 - 19:57:38 (ET)
Table '38216959 514' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: plutos54 (4450 in chips)
Seat 2: Sbriggs (2210 in chips)
Seat 3: |t's_R|GGED! (1735 in chips)
Seat 4: sazen (1425 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: cdog18777 (1415 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: Sue124 (3015 in chips)
Seat 7: sko-tang (800 in chips)
Seat 8: alpharst6 (3360 in chips)
Seat 9: Shaggler (3200 in chips)
sko-tang: posts small blind 15
alpharst6: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to |t's_R|GGED! [Qd 4c 8d Td]
Shaggler: folds
plutos54: calls 30
Sbriggs: calls 30
|t's_R|GGED!: calls 30
sazen: folds
cdog18777: folds
Sue124: calls 30
sko-tang: calls 15
alpharst6: checks
*** FLOP *** [9s 8c 5d]
sko-tang: checks
alpharst6: checks
plutos54: checks
Sbriggs: checks
|t's_R|GGED!: checks
Sue124: checks
*** TURN *** [9s 8c 5d] [Js]
sko-tang: checks
alpharst6: bets 120
plutos54: calls 120
Sbriggs: calls 120
|t's_R|GGED!: raises 1585 to 1705 and is all-in
Sue124: calls 1705
sko-tang: folds
alpharst6: folds
plutos54: folds
Sbriggs: folds
*** RIVER *** [9s 8c 5d Js] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
|t's_R|GGED!: shows [Qd 4c 8d Td] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Sue124: shows [8h 7s 3s As] (a flush, Ace high)
|t's_R|GGED! said, "100% rigged A complete waste of time"
Sue124 collected 3950 from pot
Bani'sMom is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3950 | Rake 0
Board [9s 8c 5d Js Ts]
Seat 1: plutos54 folded on the Turn
Seat 2: Sbriggs folded on the Turn
Seat 3: |t's_R|GGED! showed [Qd 4c 8d Td] and lost with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 4: sazen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: cdog18777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Sue124 (button) showed [8h 7s 3s As] and won (3950) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 7: sko-tang (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 8: alpharst6 (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 9: Shaggler folded before Flop (didn't bet)

1 player is auto dealt 6 wins in a row.

PokerStars Game #7548342666: Tournament #38216929, Freeroll Omaha Limit - Level IV (100/200) - 2006/12/21 - 22:19:23 (ET)
Table '38216929 373' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Hmmmmmm (6010 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: PAUL777888 (1250 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: KingSallow (780 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: maxlitt (12186 in chips)
Seat 5: KA just KA (242 in chips)
Seat 6: pocketbills (1505 in chips)
Seat 7: herra poro (3670 in chips)
Seat 8: trisha_41 (3267 in chips)
Seat 9: kremp (1250 in chips) is sitting out
PAUL777888: posts small blind 50
KingSallow: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hmmmmmm [Td 8c Jh 8d]
maxlitt: calls 100
KA just KA: folds
pocketbills: raises 100 to 200
herra poro: folds
trisha_41: calls 200
kremp: folds
Hmmmmmm: folds
PAUL777888: folds
KingSallow: folds
maxlitt: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [Qd 2s Tc]
maxlitt: checks
pocketbills: bets 100
trisha_41: calls 100
maxlitt: folds
*** TURN *** [Qd 2s Tc] [Ks]
pocketbills: bets 200
trisha_41: calls 200
*** RIVER *** [Qd 2s Tc Ks] [Qs]
pocketbills: bets 200
trisha_41: calls 200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pocketbills: shows [Js Qc 2c 7d] (a full house, Queens full of Deuces)
trisha_41: mucks hand
pocketbills collected 1750 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1750 | Rake 0
Board [Qd 2s Tc Ks Qs]
Seat 1: Hmmmmmm (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: PAUL777888 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: KingSallow (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: maxlitt folded on the Flop
Seat 5: KA just KA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: pocketbills showed [Js Qc 2c 7d] and won (1750) with a full house, Queens full of Deuces
Seat 7: herra poro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: trisha_41 mucked [5h Kd 4c Ah]
Seat 9: kremp folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PokerStars Game #7548354610: Tournament #38216929, Freeroll Omaha Limit - Level IV (100/200) - 2006/12/21 - 22:20:10 (ET)
Table '38216929 373' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Hmmmmmm (6010 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: PAUL777888 (1200 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: KingSallow (680 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: maxlitt (11986 in chips)
Seat 5: KA just KA (242 in chips)
Seat 6: pocketbills (2555 in chips)
Seat 7: herra poro (3670 in chips)
Seat 8: trisha_41 (2567 in chips)
Seat 9: kremp (1250 in chips) is sitting out
KingSallow: posts small blind 50
maxlitt: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hmmmmmm [9d 4s 8d Ad]
Hmmmmmm has returned
KA just KA: raises 100 to 200
pocketbills: raises 100 to 300
herra poro: folds
trisha_41: calls 300
kremp: folds
Hmmmmmm: folds
PAUL777888: folds
KingSallow: folds
Hmmmmmm is sitting out
maxlitt: folds
KA just KA: calls 42 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [9s 4d 3d]
pocketbills: bets 100
trisha_41: folds
*** TURN *** [9s 4d 3d] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [9s 4d 3d 2c] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pocketbills: shows [4c 2h Td 3c] (two pair, Fours and Threes)
pocketbills collected 116 from side pot
KA just KA: shows [Kh Ks 4h Qd] (a pair of Kings)
pocketbills collected 876 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 992 Main pot 876. Side pot 116. | Rake 0
Board [9s 4d 3d 2c As]
Seat 1: Hmmmmmm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: PAUL777888 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: KingSallow (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: maxlitt (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: KA just KA showed [Kh Ks 4h Qd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: pocketbills showed [4c 2h Td 3c] and won (992) with two pair, Fours and Threes
Seat 7: herra poro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: trisha_41 folded on the Flop
Seat 9: kremp folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PokerStars Game #7548363788: Tournament #38216929, Freeroll Omaha Limit - Level IV (100/200) - 2006/12/21 - 22:20:46 (ET)
Table '38216929 373' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Hmmmmmm (6010 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: PAUL777888 (1200 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: KingSallow (630 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: maxlitt (11886 in chips)
Seat 6: pocketbills (3247 in chips)
Seat 7: herra poro (3670 in chips)
Seat 8: trisha_41 (2267 in chips)
Seat 9: kremp (1250 in chips) is sitting out
maxlitt: posts small blind 50
pocketbills: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hmmmmmm [4c 3c Ks 2h]
herra poro: folds
mrbpc is connected
trisha_41: calls 100
kremp: folds
Hmmmmmm: folds
PAUL777888: folds
KingSallow: folds
maxlitt: calls 50
pocketbills: raises 100 to 200
trisha_41: calls 100
maxlitt: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [8h 9c Qh]
maxlitt: checks
pocketbills: bets 100
trisha_41: calls 100
maxlitt: calls 100
*** TURN *** [8h 9c Qh] [9h]
maxlitt: checks
pocketbills: bets 200
trisha_41: folds
maxlitt: calls 200
*** RIVER *** [8h 9c Qh 9h] [4s]
maxlitt: checks
pocketbills: bets 200
maxlitt: calls 200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pocketbills: shows [9d 8d 6c 5s] (a full house, Nines full of Eights)
maxlitt: shows [4d 2d Ad Qs] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
pocketbills collected 1700 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1700 | Rake 0
Board [8h 9c Qh 9h 4s]
Seat 1: Hmmmmmm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: PAUL777888 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: KingSallow (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: maxlitt (small blind) showed [4d 2d Ad Qs] and lost with two pair, Queens and Nines
Seat 6: pocketbills (big blind) showed [9d 8d 6c 5s] and won (1700) with a full house, Nines full of Eights
Seat 7: herra poro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: trisha_41 folded on the Turn
Seat 9: kremp folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #7548380224: Tournament #38216929, Freeroll Omaha Limit - Level IV (100/200) - 2006/12/21 - 22:21:49 (ET)
Table '38216929 373' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Hmmmmmm (6010 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: PAUL777888 (1200 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: KingSallow (630 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: maxlitt (11186 in chips)
Seat 5: mrbpc (3335 in chips) out of hand (moved from another table into small blind)
Seat 6: pocketbills (4247 in chips)
Seat 7: herra poro (3670 in chips)
Seat 8: trisha_41 (1967 in chips)
Seat 9: kremp (1250 in chips) is sitting out
pocketbills: posts small blind 50
herra poro: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hmmmmmm [3d Qh 9d Td]
trisha_41: calls 100
kremp: folds
Hmmmmmm: folds
PAUL777888: folds
KingSallow: folds
maxlitt: calls 100
pocketbills: calls 50
herra poro: checks
*** FLOP *** [6h 4h Qd]
pocketbills: checks
herra poro: checks
trisha_41: checks
maxlitt: checks
*** TURN *** [6h 4h Qd] [6d]
pocketbills: checks
herra poro: checks
trisha_41: checks
maxlitt: bets 200
pocketbills: raises 200 to 400
herra poro: folds
trisha_41: folds
maxlitt: calls 200
*** RIVER *** [6h 4h Qd 6d] [7d]
pocketbills: bets 200
maxlitt: raises 200 to 400
pocketbills: raises 200 to 600
maxlitt: raises 200 to 800
Betting is capped
pocketbills: calls 200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
maxlitt: shows [7s Ad 9c 2d] (a flush, Ace high)
pocketbills: shows [Jd 3h 7h 6s] (a full house, Sixes full of Sevens)
pocketbills collected 2800 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2800 | Rake 0
Board [6h 4h Qd 6d 7d]
Seat 1: Hmmmmmm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: PAUL777888 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: KingSallow folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: maxlitt (button) showed [7s Ad 9c 2d] and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: pocketbills (small blind) showed [Jd 3h 7h 6s] and won (2800) with a full house, Sixes full of Sevens
Seat 7: herra poro (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 8: trisha_41 folded on the Turn
Seat 9: kremp folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #7548390870: Tournament #38216929, Freeroll Omaha Limit - Level IV (100/200) - 2006/12/21 - 22:22:30 (ET)
Table '38216929 373' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Hmmmmmm (6010 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: PAUL777888 (1200 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: KingSallow (630 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: maxlitt (9886 in chips)
Seat 5: mrbpc (3335 in chips)
Seat 6: pocketbills (5747 in chips)
Seat 7: herra poro (3570 in chips)
Seat 8: trisha_41 (1867 in chips)
Seat 9: kremp (1250 in chips) is sitting out
herra poro: posts small blind 50
trisha_41: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hmmmmmm [7h Jd 3s Ad]
kremp: folds
Hmmmmmm: folds
PAUL777888: folds
KingSallow: folds
maxlitt: calls 100
mrbpc: raises 100 to 200
pocketbills: raises 100 to 300
herra poro: folds
trisha_41: calls 200
maxlitt: calls 200
mrbpc: raises 100 to 400
Betting is capped
pocketbills: calls 100
trisha_41: calls 100
maxlitt: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [8s Ah 4d]
trisha_41: checks
maxlitt: checks
mrbpc: bets 100
pocketbills: calls 100
trisha_41: folds
maxlitt: folds
*** TURN *** [8s Ah 4d] [Kh]
mrbpc: bets 200
pocketbills: calls 200
*** RIVER *** [8s Ah 4d Kh] [5h]
mrbpc: bets 200
pocketbills: raises 200 to 400
mrbpc: calls 200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pocketbills: shows [5s Js Jh 4h] (a flush, Ace high)
mrbpc: mucks hand
pocketbills collected 3050 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3050 | Rake 0
Board [8s Ah 4d Kh 5h]
Seat 1: Hmmmmmm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: PAUL777888 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: KingSallow folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: maxlitt folded on the Flop
Seat 5: mrbpc mucked [7c Ac 3c 4c]
Seat 6: pocketbills (button) showed [5s Js Jh 4h] and won (3050) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 7: herra poro (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: trisha_41 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: kremp folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #7548402598: Tournament #38216929, Freeroll Omaha Limit - Level IV (100/200) - 2006/12/21 - 22:23:16 (ET)
Table '38216929 373' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Hmmmmmm (6010 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: PAUL777888 (1200 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: KingSallow (630 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: maxlitt (9486 in chips)
Seat 5: mrbpc (2235 in chips)
Seat 6: pocketbills (7697 in chips)
Seat 7: herra poro (3520 in chips)
Seat 8: trisha_41 (1467 in chips)
Seat 9: kremp (1250 in chips) is sitting out
trisha_41: posts small blind 50
kremp: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hmmmmmm [4c 9d As Ts]
Hmmmmmm: folds
PAUL777888: folds
KingSallow: folds
maxlitt: calls 100
mrbpc: raises 100 to 200
pocketbills: calls 200
herra poro: folds
trisha_41: folds
kremp: folds
maxlitt: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [6h Ad 2s]
maxlitt: checks
mrbpc: bets 100
pocketbills: raises 100 to 200
maxlitt: folds
mrbpc: raises 100 to 300
pocketbills: calls 100
*** TURN *** [6h Ad 2s] [Qh]
mrbpc: bets 200
pocketbills: calls 200
*** RIVER *** [6h Ad 2s Qh] [5h]
mrbpc: bets 200
pocketbills: raises 200 to 400
mrbpc: raises 200 to 600
pocketbills: raises 200 to 800
Betting is capped
mrbpc: calls 200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pocketbills: shows [4h 3c Qd 5c] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
mrbpc: mucks hand
pocketbills collected 3350 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3350 | Rake 0
Board [6h Ad 2s Qh 5h]
Seat 1: Hmmmmmm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: PAUL777888 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: KingSallow folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: maxlitt folded on the Flop
Seat 5: mrbpc mucked [9s Js 6s 9c]
Seat 6: pocketbills showed [4h 3c Qd 5c] and won (3350) with a straight, Deuce to Six
Seat 7: herra poro (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: trisha_41 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: kremp (big blind) folded before Flop

Then the table is closed. At my new table this is what happens. Keep in mind this is right in a row.
PokerStars Game #7548776516: Tournament #38216929, Freeroll Omaha Limit - Level V (150/300) - 2006/12/21 - 22:47:01 (ET)
Table '38216929 317' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: flyfisher46 (3283 in chips)
Seat 2: donald56 (7213 in chips)
Seat 3: Hmmmmmm (13685 in chips)
Seat 4: Moviegirl (2389 in chips)
Seat 5: COOLRICH1 (805 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: Prizm AA (1695 in chips)
Seat 7: GreyHalo3 (1050 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: Connie Blu (10099 in chips)
Seat 9: samyboy9 (1050 in chips) is sitting out
Prizm AA: posts small blind 75
GreyHalo3: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hmmmmmm [4h Kd 4c Ad]
Connie Blu has timed out
Connie Blu: folds
samyboy9: folds
Connie Blu is sitting out
flyfisher46: folds
donald56: folds
Hmmmmmm: calls 150
Moviegirl: calls 150
COOLRICH1: folds
Connie Blu has returned
Prizm AA: calls 75
GreyHalo3: folds
*** FLOP *** [3d As Ah]
GreyHalo3 is connected
GreyHalo3 has returned
Prizm AA: bets 150
Hmmmmmm: calls 150
Moviegirl: calls 150
*** TURN *** [3d As Ah] [8s]
Prizm AA: bets 300
Hmmmmmm: raises 300 to 600
Moviegirl: calls 600
Prizm AA: calls 300
*** RIVER *** [3d As Ah 8s] [6d]
Prizm AA: bets 300
Hmmmmmm: raises 300 to 600
Moviegirl: calls 600
Prizm AA: calls 300
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hmmmmmm: shows [4h Kd 4c Ad] (three of a kind, Aces)
Moviegirl: shows [Qc 3h Js 3c] (a full house, Threes full of Aces)
Prizm AA: shows [8h 8d 7h Kh] (a full house, Eights full of Aces)
Prizm AA collected 4650 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4650 | Rake 0
Board [3d As Ah 8s 6d]
Seat 1: flyfisher46 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: donald56 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Hmmmmmm showed [4h Kd 4c Ad] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 4: Moviegirl showed [Qc 3h Js 3c] and lost with a full house, Threes full of Aces
Seat 5: COOLRICH1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Prizm AA (small blind) showed [8h 8d 7h Kh] and won (4650) with a full house, Eights full of Aces
Seat 7: GreyHalo3 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Connie Blu folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: samyboy9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #7548808262: Tournament #38216929, Freeroll Omaha Limit - Level V (150/300) - 2006/12/21 - 22:49:01 (ET)
Table '38216929 317' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: flyfisher46 (3283 in chips)
Seat 2: donald56 (7213 in chips)
Seat 3: Hmmmmmm (12185 in chips)
Seat 4: Moviegirl (889 in chips)
Seat 5: COOLRICH1 (805 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: Prizm AA (4845 in chips)
Seat 7: GreyHalo3 (900 in chips)
Seat 8: Connie Blu (10099 in chips)
Seat 9: samyboy9 (1050 in chips) is sitting out
GreyHalo3: posts small blind 75
Connie Blu: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hmmmmmm [8h 7h 8c Qs]
samyboy9: folds
flyfisher46: calls 150
donald56: calls 150
Hmmmmmm: calls 150
Moviegirl: calls 150
COOLRICH1: folds
Prizm AA: calls 150
GreyHalo3: calls 75
Connie Blu: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ks 6s 9s]
GreyHalo3: checks
Connie Blu: checks
flyfisher46: bets 150
donald56: calls 150
Hmmmmmm: folds
Moviegirl: folds
Prizm AA: raises 150 to 300
GreyHalo3: folds
Connie Blu: folds
flyfisher46: calls 150
donald56: calls 150
*** TURN *** [Ks 6s 9s] [2c]
flyfisher46: checks
donald56: checks
Prizm AA: bets 300
flyfisher46: folds
donald56: calls 300
*** RIVER *** [Ks 6s 9s 2c] [Ad]
donald56: checks
Prizm AA: bets 300
donald56: calls 300
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Prizm AA: shows [Ah 4s 8s 6h] (a flush, King high)
donald56: mucks hand
Prizm AA collected 3150 from pot
Connie Blu is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3150 | Rake 0
Board [Ks 6s 9s 2c Ad]
Seat 1: flyfisher46 folded on the Turn
Seat 2: donald56 mucked [Kh 8d 6c 3c]
Seat 3: Hmmmmmm folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Moviegirl folded on the Flop
Seat 5: COOLRICH1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Prizm AA (button) showed [Ah 4s 8s 6h] and won (3150) with a flush, King high
Seat 7: GreyHalo3 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: Connie Blu (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: samyboy9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #7548836345: Tournament #38216929, Freeroll Omaha Limit - Level V (150/300) - 2006/12/21 - 22:50:48 (ET)
Table '38216929 317' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: flyfisher46 (2833 in chips)
Seat 2: donald56 (6163 in chips)
Seat 3: Hmmmmmm (12035 in chips)
Seat 4: Moviegirl (739 in chips)
Seat 5: COOLRICH1 (805 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: Prizm AA (6945 in chips)
Seat 7: GreyHalo3 (750 in chips)
Seat 8: Connie Blu (9949 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: samyboy9 (1050 in chips) is sitting out
Connie Blu: posts small blind 75
samyboy9: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hmmmmmm [Js 7d Ts Ac]
flyfisher46: folds
donald56: calls 150
Hmmmmmm: folds
Hmmmmmm is sitting out
Moviegirl: calls 150
COOLRICH1: folds
Prizm AA: calls 150
GreyHalo3: calls 150
Connie Blu: folds
samyboy9: folds
*** FLOP *** [5d 6s 2h]
donald56: checks
Moviegirl: checks
Prizm AA: bets 150
GreyHalo3: folds
donald56: calls 150
Moviegirl: calls 150
*** TURN *** [5d 6s 2h] [Jc]
donald56: checks
Moviegirl: checks
Prizm AA: bets 300
donald56: calls 300
Moviegirl: calls 300
*** RIVER *** [5d 6s 2h Jc] [Tc]
donald56: checks
Moviegirl: checks
Prizm AA: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
donald56: shows [9d 6d Qd Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
Moviegirl: mucks hand
Prizm AA: shows [Jd Kd 3s 4d] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
Prizm AA collected 2175 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2175 | Rake 0
Board [5d 6s 2h Jc Tc]
Seat 1: flyfisher46 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: donald56 showed [9d 6d Qd Jh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 3: Hmmmmmm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Moviegirl mucked [4c 7c Kc Ks]
Seat 5: COOLRICH1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Prizm AA showed [Jd Kd 3s 4d] and won (2175) with a straight, Deuce to Six
Seat 7: GreyHalo3 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: Connie Blu (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: samyboy9 (big blind) folded before Flop

That table was then closed and I was moved to yet another table. Where I saw this
PokerStars Game #7549098132: Tournament #38216929, Freeroll Omaha Limit - Level VI (200/400) - 2006/12/21 - 23:07:45 (ET)
Table '38216929 434' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: 4thecowboys (10277 in chips)
Seat 2: Hmmmmmm (5885 in chips)
Seat 3: Lyoness79 (2010 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: tip12 (250 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: CruzGordon (125 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: Grocyn (13678 in chips)
Seat 7: Observer20 (405 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: tgvols (17470 in chips)
Seat 9: jmavis (9570 in chips)
CruzGordon: posts small blind 100
Grocyn: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hmmmmmm [Jd 7d 9s 3d]
Observer20: folds
tgvols: calls 200
jmavis: calls 200
4thecowboys: calls 200t
Hmmmmmm: folds
Lyoness79: folds
tip12: folds
CruzGordon: folds
Grocyn: checks
*** FLOP *** [8h 4d Ks]
Grocyn: checks
tgvols: checks
jmavis: checks
4thecowboys: checks
*** TURN *** [8h 4d Ks] [7c]
Grocyn: bets 400
tgvols: calls 400
jmavis: calls 400
4thecowboys: calls 400
*** RIVER *** [8h 4d Ks 7c] [6s]
Grocyn: bets 400
tgvols: calls 400
jmavis: folds
4thecowboys: folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Grocyn: shows [Jh Th 3s 9c] (a straight, Six to Ten)
tgvols: mucks hand
Grocyn collected 3300 from pot
tgvols is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3300 | Rake 0
Board [8h 4d Ks 7c 6s]
Seat 1: 4thecowboys folded on the River
Seat 2: Hmmmmmm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Lyoness79 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: tip12 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: CruzGordon (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Grocyn (big blind) showed [Jh Th 3s 9c] and won (3300) with a straight, Six to Ten
Seat 7: Observer20 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: tgvols mucked [4h 2s Kh 7s]
Seat 9: jmavis folded on the River

PokerStars Game #7549123667: Tournament #38216929, Freeroll Omaha Limit - Level VI (200/400) - 2006/12/21 - 23:09:24 (ET)
Table '38216929 434' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: 4thecowboys (9677 in chips)
Seat 2: Hmmmmmm (5885 in chips)
Seat 3: Lyoness79 (2010 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: tip12 (250 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: CruzGordon (25 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: Grocyn (15978 in chips)
Seat 7: Observer20 (405 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: tgvols (16470 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: jmavis (8970 in chips)
Grocyn: posts small blind 100
Observer20: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hmmmmmm [6h Js 3s Qs]
tgvols: folds
jmavis: calls 200
4thecowboys: calls 200
Hmmmmmm has timed out
Hmmmmmm: folds
Lyoness79: folds
tip12: folds
CruzGordon: folds
Hmmmmmm is sitting out
Grocyn: raises 200 to 400
Observer20: folds
jmavis: calls 200
Hmmmmmm has returned
4thecowboys: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [2d 7h 4h]
Grocyn: bets 200
jmavis: folds
4thecowboys: raises 200 to 400
Grocyn: raises 200 to 600
4thecowboys: calls 200
*** TURN *** [2d 7h 4h] [Kd]
Grocyn: bets 400
4thecowboys: calls 400
*** RIVER *** [2d 7h 4h Kd] [2s]
Grocyn: bets 400
4thecowboys: calls 400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Grocyn: shows [Qd 7d 7c Ac] (a full house, Sevens full of Deuces)
4thecowboys: mucks hand
Grocyn collected 4200 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4200 | Rake 0
Board [2d 7h 4h Kd 2s]
Seat 1: 4thecowboys mucked [Ad 7s 4c 3d]
Seat 2: Hmmmmmm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Lyoness79 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: tip12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: CruzGordon (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Grocyn (small blind) showed [Qd 7d 7c Ac] and won (4200) with a full house, Sevens full of Deuces
Seat 7: Observer20 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: tgvols folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: jmavis folded on the Flop

PokerStars Game #7549143791: Tournament #38216929, Freeroll Omaha Limit - Level VII (300/600) - 2006/12/21 - 23:10:43 (ET)
Table '38216929 434' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: 4thecowboys (7877 in chips)
Seat 2: Hmmmmmm (5885 in chips)
Seat 3: Lyoness79 (2010 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: tip12 (250 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: CruzGordon (25 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: Grocyn (18378 in chips)
Seat 7: Observer20 (205 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: tgvols (16470 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: jmavis (8570 in chips)
Observer20: posts small blind 150
tgvols: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hmmmmmm [Kh 4d Td Qc]
jmavis: folds
4thecowboys: calls 300
Hmmmmmm has timed out
Hmmmmmm: folds
Lyoness79: folds
tip12: folds
CruzGordon: folds
Hmmmmmm is sitting out
Grocyn: calls 300
Observer20: folds
tgvols: folds
*** FLOP *** [5d 8d 9d]
Hmmmmmm has returned
4thecowboys: checks
Grocyn: bets 300
4thecowboys: calls 300
*** TURN *** [5d 8d 9d] [6h]
4thecowboys: checks
Grocyn: bets 600
4thecowboys: calls 600
*** RIVER *** [5d 8d 9d 6h] [5c]
4thecowboys: checks
Grocyn: bets 600
4thecowboys: calls 600
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Grocyn: shows [Ad 5s 8c 7c] (a full house, Fives full of Eights)
4thecowboys: mucks hand
Grocyn collected 4050 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4050 | Rake 0
Board [5d 8d 9d 6h 5c]
Seat 1: 4thecowboys mucked [Ah 7d 3s Jc]
Seat 2: Hmmmmmm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Lyoness79 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: tip12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: CruzGordon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Grocyn (button) showed [Ad 5s 8c 7c] and won (4050) with a full house, Fives full of Eights
Seat 7: Observer20 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: tgvols (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: jmavis folded before Flop (didn't bet)

I gave up at this point. The deal definitely makes you say Hmmmmm

....then:

I know this proves nothing. I mean he could obviously afford to call no matter what he had. But, he of course got exactly what he needed once again. Which is the norm on-line. Fun to look at any way.

Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Sampson402 (10320 in chips)
Seat 2: Hmmmm (4015 in chips)
Seat 3: PaulasLuck (850 in chips)
Seat 4: tapeworm25 (4420 in chips)
Seat 5: forever_smex (3696 in chips)
Seat 6: el Madstack (4885 in chips)
Seat 9: mejestic12 (2145 in chips) is sitting out
Hmmmm: posts small blind 25
PaulasLuck: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hmmmm [8h 6s]
tapeworm25: calls 50
forever_smex: calls 50
el Madstack: folds
mejestic12: folds
Sampson402: calls 50
Hmmmm: calls 25
PaulasLuck: checks
*** FLOP *** [6h 2h 5d]
Hmmmm: bets 50
PaulasLuck: folds
tapeworm25: calls 50
forever_smex: calls 50
Sampson402: raises 200 to 250
Hmmmm: folds
tapeworm25: calls 200
forever_smex: calls 200
*** TURN *** [6h 2h 5d] [7c]
tapeworm25: bets 4120 and is all-in
forever_smex: folds
Sampson402: calls 4120
*** RIVER *** [6h 2h 5d 7c] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tapeworm25: shows [5h 3h] (three of a kind, Fives)
Sampson402: shows [2c 5c] (a full house, Fives full of Deuces)
Sampson402 collected 9290 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9290 | Rake 0
Board [6h 2h 5d 7c 5s]
Seat 1: Sampson402 (button) showed [2c 5c] and won (9290) with a full house, Fives full of Deuces
Seat 2: Hmmmm (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: PaulasLuck (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: tapeworm25 showed [5h 3h] and lost with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 5: forever_smex folded on the Turn
Seat 6: el Madstack folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: mejestic12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Now that we have determined who has "the seat" lets took a look at my last hand in this tourney. Sampson (with his long hair) had been bullying the table. Why not? It auto deals him what he needs every hand. So I finally get a playable hand. Big Slick. The BB is $300 so I raise it 1 bet to 600. All fold except seat 1. At this table "the seat". He of course continues his usual style (as expected) and goes over the top with another raise. I move all in and he calls.

Here's the board.

Taa daaa

It always favors one seat in it's "random" deal. Here we see the chip leader in seat 2 goes all in preflop.


What a surprise.

Another thing you will notice is if you were doing well at a table and suddenly get moved to another table it is almost always setting you up to lose. This was this case for me tonight. Knowing this I played very tight. My first tip that this was the set-up table for me to lose was this.


I didn't play in this hand. But, the winner of this hand (with the QQ) went on to have "the seat".


First hand I played in ended up like this

I'm in seat 8.

Then this


Then this


And so on and so on and bad beat and bad beat until it finally gave all my chips away as we knew it would.

What's with these 3 images on Poker Stars? People can upload any graphic they choose but, at almost every table you will see at least one of these 3 odd images. I don't know what it means. But, it seems very odd to me that so many people would choose these images to use.

And all 3 players were all in before the flop.

Notice how all the stacks go up in a pretty gradual climb and then there is a big jump between 1st and 2nd. This is a constant in on-line poker.

All typical miracle on line deals.

Here's one to enjoy.

Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20)
Table '13510178 2' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: KODY94 (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: Shulinguapo (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: Jonny Boy16 (1480 in chips)
Seat 4: A_BadBoyz (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: rogue_monk (1500 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: welahip (1220 in chips)
Seat 7: nmc50 (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: Hmmmmm (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: Batta (1810 in chips)
Jonny Boy16: posts small blind 10
A_BadBoyz: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hmmmmm [Ah Ad]
rogue_monk: folds
welahip: raises 100 to 120
nmc50: folds
Hmmmmm: raises 1380 to 1500 and is all-in
Batta: folds
KODY94: folds
Shulinguapo: calls 1490 and is all-in
Jonny Boy16: calls 1470 and is all-in
A_BadBoyz: folds
welahip: folds
Jonny Boy16 said, "OMG"
*** FLOP *** [7h 6d Jc]
Jonny Boy16 said, "embarrasing"
*** TURN *** [7h 6d Jc] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [7h 6d Jc Ts] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hmmmmm: shows [Ah Ad] (three of a kind, Aces)
Shulinguapo: shows [Kd Qc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Jonny Boy16 said, "BULL SH.IT"
Shulinguapo collected 20 from side pot
Jonny Boy16: shows [As Kh] (a pair of Aces)

Shulinguapo collected 4580 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4600 Main pot 4580. Side pot 20. | Rake 0
Board [7h 6d Jc Ts Ac]
Seat 1: KODY94 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Shulinguapo (button) showed [Kd Qc] and won (4600) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 3: Jonny Boy16 (small blind) showed [As Kh] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: A_BadBoyz (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: rogue_monk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: welahip folded before Flop
Seat 7: nmc50 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Hmmmmm showed [Ah Ad] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 9: Batta folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Note I have AA and Johnny Boy has AK, By the turn the only way Shulinguapo wins is to get dealt 10 A. There is only one A left in the deck. Which means he has one out.

Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20)
Table '13259241 3' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: franda (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: poppop31 (1450 in chips)
Seat 3: mikeyman33 (1460 in chips)
Seat 4: jl100m05 (2480 in chips)
Seat 5: Steveray23 (1440 in chips)
Seat 6: Hmmmm (1550 in chips)
Seat 7: IzzyRue (1460 in chips)
Seat 8: joneshvac (1460 in chips)
Seat 9: dukey7682 (700 in chips)
jl100m05: posts small blind 10
Steveray23: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hmmmm [Qs Jc]
Hmmmm: calls 20
IzzyRue: calls 20
joneshvac: calls 20
dukey7682: calls 20
franda: calls 20
poppop31: calls 20
mikeyman33: calls 20
jl100m05: calls 10
Steveray23: checks

*** FLOP *** [9c 7d Th]
jl100m05: checks
Steveray23: checks
Hmmmm: checks
IzzyRue: bets 100
joneshvac: calls 100
dukey7682: calls 100
franda: folds
poppop31: folds
mikeyman33: folds
jl100m05: folds
Steveray23: folds
Hmmmm: calls 100

*** TURN *** [9c 7d Th] [8h]
Hmmmm: checks
IzzyRue: bets 20
joneshvac: calls 20
dukey7682: calls 20
Hmmmm: raises 1410 to 1430 and is all-in
IzzyRue: calls 1320 and is all-in
joneshvac: folds
dukey7682: folds

*** RIVER *** [9c 7d Th 8h] [8d]
Hmmmm said, "nice "random" deal"

*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hmmmm: shows [Qs Jc] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
IzzyRue: shows [8c 7s] (a full house, Eights full of Sevens)
mikeyman33 said, "ohhhhhhhhhhh"

IzzyRue collected 3300 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3300 | Rake 0
Board [9c 7d Th 8h 8d]
Seat 1: franda folded on the Flop
Seat 2: poppop31 folded on the Flop
Seat 3: mikeyman33 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: jl100m05 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Steveray23 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Hmmmm showed [Qs Jc] and lost with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 7: IzzyRue showed [8c 7s] and won (3300) with a full house, Eights full of Sevens
Seat 8: joneshvac folded on the Turn
Seat 9: dukey7682 folded on the Turn

Over seen this one. Once again don't go all in against someone who has been winning right along and has a chip lead on you. It appears to me no matter how bad their cards (or how good yours) they will suck out.


Later the same night I try again. this is the 4th hand.


Over saw this one. The player who has a chip lead and wins here is also the chip leader and one who wins in the next screen grab.
Did you play in a sit n' go tourney today and lose to a bad beat that only happens a few times a year to a player in a casino but daily on line? Of course I did.


Here I am at the final table. The seat in the lower section has already taken out 4 players. They have AK he has J7 and gets deal JJ and so on. Here it's my small blind. I have only 4k and he goes all in so I call. You try and guess the rest.

I was moved to this table and got dealt pocket 10s. I go all in and get this stupid call

Next hand seat 8 went all in and I called with the 675 I had left and made a pair and won. Then the next hand I get dealt an A and either being on tilt or just having gave up I move all in and get yet another stupid call from the same player 2 hands before
Idiots paradise

At this final table I had 6k. I sat back and watched the chip leader out draw over and over taking 4 players out. He finally lost a hand to seat 4 and I was dealt 77 the very next hand so I move all in.

It never changes.

Look who has won 90% of every hand dealt. What a joke.


Very next one. I don't like slow playing big pockets. I of course go all in with KK. But, when Mr auto dealt win after win called I knew I had lost before I even saw his cards.

And you don't have to. I don't know what it is. Does the software reward risky play and punish tight play? I don't know, but I do play tight. I played in 2 Sit 'N Go tourneys today.

All in after the flop I get called by bingo player with a K 3. What a stupid call. I moved all in. Any decent player would have to put me on at least a K with a decent kicker. I had 2 pair and he was beat. Of course it's on line poker so he is dealt a K on the turn.


Again playing tight. I get 25 on my big blind. The flop comes 25Q and the Player (who has a Q) bets 200 into me. I of course go all in and he of course calls. Again I have this player beat. But wait this is on line poker.

From my observations. If they go all in preflop and get called by someone with more chips (which of course is not uncommon) the chip leader will more often then not win.
These are all from one SNG today.

First SNG today. All in preflop with JJ

Second SNG today
All in preflop with Big Slick

I give up. Again.

This is the second hand in this SNG. Can you guess who won the all in on the first hand?

Player went all in preflop with QQ of course. 99 calls and so does...

Very next hand

...and 2 or 3 hands later

You get the picture. I hope.

All in preflop with suited connectors. Only way he wins is to get dealt a 3. He has 2 outs. Think he'll get it?

All in preflop with suited connectors. Get called (For over 4k I might add) by Q 4. Who do you think is a favorite in this hand?

Made it to the 3rd hand. Can you guess who won the first 2 hands?

Lucky me I got dealt JJ. Oh Joy!


Can you guess who had won every hand so far? Hint he is in the hand but the only one who still has over 3k in his stack. Think he'll win again? Oh the suspense is killing me.


One player has AK, another has Q 10 clubs and the last has 7 8 clubs. Who wins? Oh yeah 7 8 clubs has won just about every hand.

Surprise!

Next game first hand. "Shuffle up and deal!"

Blech.

Just a few more "random" deal shots.

People ask me why I play if I don't like the dealing on line? I wondered the same thing for a while. Why do I get sucked back in only to get ticked off by improbable deal after improbable deal? Then I realized it's the action I love. I LOVE POKER! When I lived in Las Vegas the days were few and far between that I didn't go to my local poker room. I knew all the dealers and most of the regulars by name and they knew me. But, it only took me 10 min to get there. Now it takes over and hour so I don't go as often. But, man I love the action. I truly hope that one day someone will open an on line poker site that.....well is dealt like cards are dealt in a real poker room.

So today I spent the day playing in SNG tournaments. Which were tournaments consisting of 1 or 2 tables and saw 1 seat win over and over


And the good old pockets for everyone


And the good old pockets for everyone


Over and over and over and...

Maybe I should go back to the multi table on line tourneys?





Naaaaaaaaaaaaa

I played in a Sit 'n Go tournament tonight and one player announced I have to go I'm all in. We of course figured this was a cheap ploy, but he got a call from AK and Mr I have to go won with chit cards. OK. He says sorry and announces his cards to everyone each time and goes all in. He won 3 in a row taking out 3 players. It is now my big blind and he announces he has 3 8 and goes all in. Lucky me I have A 3 suited and call. As he said he has 3 8 offsuit. He would need 4567 to be dealt to get a straight. He would need 4 suited cards to be dealt to get a flush ( I would only need 3 diamonds). Realistically the ONLY way he will beat me is to get dealt an 8 (Since we both have 3s) and no Ace be dealt.

VOILA!

I started playing on new site (at least new to me). I just played in a Limit Hold 'em tourney and one seat continually won. Usually on the river. Everyone at the table had a few hundred to 800 in chips while he was well over 8K by the time I had to play my last chips on pocket 6s. I bet the whole way going all in. 4 players called the whole way and the board paired 4s and a K was dealt on the river. He made Ks & 4s on the river. The fact that on line tourneys ALWAYS go this way (one seat winning over and over no matter how bad their play) aggravates me. But, what annoys me even more is that other players at the same table seeing the same improbable deals happen again and again actually still believe that this is just a random deal. I just don't get it. Maybe it's just that I have literally spent 1000s of hours playing in casino games that I know the fact one player will win over and over and over in every tourney at every table every time is not just unlikely, but vastly improbable and they know nothing but these kind of deals. I don't know. But, more people need to take notice and start complaining. Or it will never change. I guess on line poker sites are making a fortune off this kind of stupidity or ignorance about random dealing and poker in general.

Ever play Omaha? Today I played in a NL Omaha High Low tourney. Omaha is just like Hold 'Em except you are dealt 4 cards in which you must use 2 cards from your hand and 3 from the board. In high low the high hand and low hand (5 cards under a value of 8 (i.e. A,2,3,4,5 is a nut low hand and a great high hand since it's a straight)) split the pot. So the typical bingo player skills you see in freerolls comes into play and this guy goes all in. With not the best hand for low since A 2 beats A 5 for low. As does A 3, A 4, 2 3, 2 4, 3 2 & 3 4. He does have A K which is a great hand in Hold 'Em, but not really an all in preflop hand in Omaha. So having A 2 which will give me nut low and almost guarantee me half the pot if any 3 low cards (cards from A -8) are dealt I call. Imagine my delight to see I flopped a set (222). I then noticed two hearts and even though our hold cards hadn't been flipped up yet I knew he must have 2 hearts (He had doubled up on the previous hand you'll notice) to go with the 2 on the board and another would follow. And like the sun rising and setting the deal didn't disappoint or deviate from the expected deal.

If you play in a tournament online you will be surprised to see that 1 or 2 seats winning over and over is common.
I set my video camera and recorded the action in a No Limit Texas Hold 'em game. Here's what we saw:


Seat 6 checked after the flop (We find out later he flopped a straight) and seat 9 bet $300 with a only a pair of 9s and a straight draw. Seat 6 called and here a 10 comes on the turn and seat 6 checks his straight again. Seat 9 bets.


Seat 6 has set the trap and raises with his straight forcing seat 9 to go all in if he calls.


Seat 9 called and is all in.
Since the turn is a 10 seat 9 now also has the straight.


Seat 9 and seat 6 split the pot



Next hand seat 5 (which is our seat. That's why we can see the cards) Has A 6 suited (Hearts) and raises 200 before the flop.


Seat 9 is the only caller. He has 10 5 suited (Hearts) and wins the pot on the river with 5s



The next hand we make a straight on the turn and take down the pot uncontested.



The next hand seat 9 raises $400 before the flop. Seat 4 then went all in for $950. (We had K5 again, but offsuit this time and fold)


Seat 8 went all in for $1045 and seat 9 called. These are the cards we then saw. Seat 4 has K 9 Spades. Seat 8 has A J offsuit. Seat 9 has Q 8 offsuit (Not a good call for over 2/3 of your chips)


As "luck" would have it seat 9 flopped a pair of Qs and neither of the other 2 players paired any cards. Seat 9 takes down another pot.


On the next hand we have A 9 offsuit. Seat 9 goes all in.



Since we just saw him call all in with Q 8 offsuit we call with the A 9. He's all in and we see has J 2 suited.


This is what was dealt. J 2 made two pair on the turn. Another win for seat 9.



Next hand (And remember these are all in a row. We haven't skipped any hands here.) we have A 6 offsuit and seat 9 goes all in again. (Why not? It seems he can't lose). He's been going all in with junk. And we are now relatively short stacked now. So once again we call with A.


The cards turn and he has Q 4 suited. He pairs the Q on the flop.


But that isn't enough he makes a set on the turn and of course wins another pot. And we are now out of the tourney.



We stick around to see one more hand and what do you know seat 9 goes all in. He has over 4k in chips now.


Seat 8 calls. Taking him all in. Finally he has been caught with his foolish betting. Seat 8 has A Q suited. One of the best hands you can start with in Texas Hold 'em. Seat 9 has has 7 3. One of the worst starting hands in the game. 7 2 offsuit is considered by most if not all experts to be the worst starting hand. Here he is at least suited, but they are diamonds same as the other player so he can't win with a flush.


Here we see the board. Seat 9 paired the 7 and seat 8 paired nothing. Seat 9 wins yet another pot. That was all I cared to watch.

And if you think any of this was altered you can see the action in real time.
The only edits to this are for time. The pauses in action were deleted.