Does online poker make you say hmmmm?

All typical miracle on line deals.

Here's one to enjoy.

Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20)
Table '13510178 2' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: KODY94 (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: Shulinguapo (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: Jonny Boy16 (1480 in chips)
Seat 4: A_BadBoyz (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: rogue_monk (1500 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: welahip (1220 in chips)
Seat 7: nmc50 (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: Hmmmmm (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: Batta (1810 in chips)
Jonny Boy16: posts small blind 10
A_BadBoyz: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hmmmmm [Ah Ad]
rogue_monk: folds
welahip: raises 100 to 120
nmc50: folds
Hmmmmm: raises 1380 to 1500 and is all-in
Batta: folds
KODY94: folds
Shulinguapo: calls 1490 and is all-in
Jonny Boy16: calls 1470 and is all-in
A_BadBoyz: folds
welahip: folds
Jonny Boy16 said, "OMG"
*** FLOP *** [7h 6d Jc]
Jonny Boy16 said, "embarrasing"
*** TURN *** [7h 6d Jc] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [7h 6d Jc Ts] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hmmmmm: shows [Ah Ad] (three of a kind, Aces)
Shulinguapo: shows [Kd Qc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Jonny Boy16 said, "BULL SH.IT"
Shulinguapo collected 20 from side pot
Jonny Boy16: shows [As Kh] (a pair of Aces)

Shulinguapo collected 4580 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4600 Main pot 4580. Side pot 20. | Rake 0
Board [7h 6d Jc Ts Ac]
Seat 1: KODY94 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Shulinguapo (button) showed [Kd Qc] and won (4600) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 3: Jonny Boy16 (small blind) showed [As Kh] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: A_BadBoyz (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: rogue_monk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: welahip folded before Flop
Seat 7: nmc50 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Hmmmmm showed [Ah Ad] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 9: Batta folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Note I have AA and Johnny Boy has AK, By the turn the only way Shulinguapo wins is to get dealt 10 A. There is only one A left in the deck. Which means he has one out.

Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20)
Table '13259241 3' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: franda (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: poppop31 (1450 in chips)
Seat 3: mikeyman33 (1460 in chips)
Seat 4: jl100m05 (2480 in chips)
Seat 5: Steveray23 (1440 in chips)
Seat 6: Hmmmm (1550 in chips)
Seat 7: IzzyRue (1460 in chips)
Seat 8: joneshvac (1460 in chips)
Seat 9: dukey7682 (700 in chips)
jl100m05: posts small blind 10
Steveray23: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hmmmm [Qs Jc]
Hmmmm: calls 20
IzzyRue: calls 20
joneshvac: calls 20
dukey7682: calls 20
franda: calls 20
poppop31: calls 20
mikeyman33: calls 20
jl100m05: calls 10
Steveray23: checks

*** FLOP *** [9c 7d Th]
jl100m05: checks
Steveray23: checks
Hmmmm: checks
IzzyRue: bets 100
joneshvac: calls 100
dukey7682: calls 100
franda: folds
poppop31: folds
mikeyman33: folds
jl100m05: folds
Steveray23: folds
Hmmmm: calls 100

*** TURN *** [9c 7d Th] [8h]
Hmmmm: checks
IzzyRue: bets 20
joneshvac: calls 20
dukey7682: calls 20
Hmmmm: raises 1410 to 1430 and is all-in
IzzyRue: calls 1320 and is all-in
joneshvac: folds
dukey7682: folds

*** RIVER *** [9c 7d Th 8h] [8d]
Hmmmm said, "nice "random" deal"

*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hmmmm: shows [Qs Jc] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
IzzyRue: shows [8c 7s] (a full house, Eights full of Sevens)
mikeyman33 said, "ohhhhhhhhhhh"

IzzyRue collected 3300 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3300 | Rake 0
Board [9c 7d Th 8h 8d]
Seat 1: franda folded on the Flop
Seat 2: poppop31 folded on the Flop
Seat 3: mikeyman33 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: jl100m05 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Steveray23 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Hmmmm showed [Qs Jc] and lost with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 7: IzzyRue showed [8c 7s] and won (3300) with a full house, Eights full of Sevens
Seat 8: joneshvac folded on the Turn
Seat 9: dukey7682 folded on the Turn